May 19, Day 1: The Most Glorious Plane Ride Ever and Nocturnal Wanderings in London

May 19th began as most days towards the end of a semester do: with both Lily and I awake as the clock struck 12 a.m.

Thank you, packing.

We were still awake, in fact, when we met up to grab our last breakfast at LaVerde’s, print off a list of helpful German terms (“Can you help me carry my friend?”: “Können Sie mir helfen trage mein Freund?”),

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and cab it to the airport. And it is this fact of sleeplessness which rendered the nearly seven hour trip to London the Most Glorious Plane Ride Ever. We both fell asleep nearly the moment we took off, and woke up only be fed a hot breakfast of French Toast and then a lunch of ham sandwich. Legit. Sleep and be fed. Most Glorious Plane Ride Ever.

We touched down a little before nine p.m. local time, checked our carry-on bags at the airport, and headed into downtown London in search of free wifi and dinner. Fun fact: the line from Heathrow to downtown is the “Piccadilly Line to Cockfosters.” Yes, we did laugh at every stop.

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Piccadilly Circle is like, London’s baby version of Times Square, but with all the little ethnic towns immediately nearby. After wandering around a bit and having Lily give probably-incorrect directions to a very drunk group of businessmen outside of Chinatown,

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we finally found free wifi at a pub, as a new Irishman friend on the Underground had told us we eventually would (Starbucks was even trying to make this author, a gold level member! pay 5 pounds for internet). We took note of this newly proven nugget of wisdom, and of the fact that beer was dirt cheap.



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And then the pub closed at 11:30.

Let me explain the problem with this: we had a layover until 7:50 the next morning, and had planned on burning up some solid time in pubs and restaurants. Pub stay foiled, we closed up my laptop and went out in search of dinner, which we found at a Chinese restaurant open until two in the morning. Sold.

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And this brought us to 1:00.

With four hours to burn, we realized that we actually had a lot more time than we thought we’d have, and that the Buckingham Palace and other Royal attractions are actually not nearly as far away as one would think. So we set off for Clarence House first, worked our way to the Buckingham Palace, looped back by Westminster Abbey, heard Big Ben strike 3 a.m., saw the Houses of Parliament, and were back in Piccadilly by 3:30. The crowds were fabulous.

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(more pictures on my Flickr)

I know my poor parents are probably reading this right now and suppressing the urge to book me on the first flight home. Really, we couldn’t have picked a more well-lit, safe spot for our late-night travels. We actually spotted a security guard snooping around Clarence House, and the Mall is lit like a Christmas tree. We realized that we were basically wandering the Royal Wedding path as we walked under 6 security cameras all clumped together in front of the barracks of the Royal Guard. You know us, always late to the party.

We caught a bus to the airport a little after four, saw the sun come up, passed out after airport security and woke up in time to catch our morning flight on to Munich. Guten morgen, day 2.

Around the World in 89 Days

Man, if I’d gotten back to Boston just a few days sooner this would have been such an epically titled summer.

For the many of you that just know that I’m traveling around the world this summer, and aren’t entirely sure why or how the hell I’m paying for this:

On of my goals for my 22nd year of life was to go abroad. One of my life goals, period, is to get a PhD. This Singapore-MIT Undergraduate Research Fellowship deal (known, I kid you not, as SMURF— FLP peeps will know that this was meant to be.) funds undergrads to do research in Singapore. I saw this in November and was basically all, “oh, Singapore. They speak English. That would be a solid.”

The long and the short of the story is that I got the fellowship and will be sharing an apartment with four other MIT kids in Singapore. I’m the only white person or American citizen. Hooray diversity! Always happy to do my part.

However, I somehow have to get to Singapore. The fellowship comes with round-trip airfare between Singapore and Boston, up to $2,500 (just in case an Arab Spring causes gas prices to go up you buy your tickets late or something). I saw this and was like, well, hell, I can make my layover in Heathrow last a week and only pay an extra 100 bucks in airfare. Could I just pay MIT?

So at our SMURF intro meeting in March, I posed this very scenario and was told that yes, indeed, I could pay MIT $100 for the pleasure of spending a week in London. “Out of curiosity,” the director asked, “how many of you are planning on taking side trips to or from Singapore?” All five of us gave tentative affirmations. “You know what, then,” he said. “Let’s just make this administratively easier on our end. You can take whatever side trips you want, and we’ll reimburse you up to $2,500.”

In the words of the fountain of wisdom that is Charlie Sheen: WINNING.

This is how the trip around the world came to be. My trips around Europe at the beginning of the summer and China at the end are basically wait-this-would-actually-be-awesome scenarios that we made happen. While I’ve yet to book my ticket from Singapore to Shanghai at the end of July, the most this trip will cost me in airfare is $10.


THE SCHEDULE

STAGE 1: Eurotripping with Lily!
5/19-5/20: London with Lily
5/20-5/22: Berlin with Lily and Aditi
5/23-5/25: Lausanne, Switzerland with Lily and LShields
5/25-5/27: Munich with Lily and Aditi

STAGE 2: Singapore and other Adventures
5/28-7/29: Singapore, plus visitors and side trips (AliceYu and DWang and AnneShen!!)

STAGE 3: Chinaland
7/30-8/4: TIBET with AnneShen, DWang, others…?

STAGE 4: Los Estados Unidos
8/7-8/15: Land in Chicago, chill at home
8/15: Back to Boston for FLP!!

AKA, this tumblr will actually become active again as soon as I hit Singaporean soil in approximately 24 hours.

essay I need to write someday

an investigative piece on the science and social awkwardness of pooping.

title: “a piece of shit”

Originally Posted By shanahanigans

Shannon, just stop. You’re old.

“13-year-old brother Colin, when I asked if he was really about leave the house wearing socks with sandals. Apparently I’m out of touch. (via shanahanigans)”

Yea, Shanahan, I wouldn’t worry about that. I think you still have the moral high ground on this one…

(via milfy)

Given the fact that this is the same boy who will wear one tshirt for a week straight without washing, I would have to agree.

Shannon, just stop. You’re old.

13-year-old brother Colin, when I asked if he was really about leave the house wearing socks with sandals. Apparently I’m out of touch.

Damnit, Matt Fisher.

This is all your fault.

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